Man Meets Keyboard


Shorts ††

  1. short

  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark
surfside

The metallic banging under the high back porch grew louder as Aleph approached the beach house. He circled the old skiff shielding the clatter and found its source. Busy rummaging through a knocked-over trash can, Spooks lay with his haunches splayed and tail wagging in the fresh sea breeze.

“Watcha lookin’ for, Spooky?” Aleph said.

“Your mom’s cunt,” came a disgruntled voice from the bin.

“Well if you find it,” Aleph retorted, “let me know. I haven’t seen it in a while.”

Spooks wriggled back out of the can and looked Aleph up and down. He seemed suspicious. “Where have you been?” he said.

“I got a line on Padre,” Aleph replied. “Down for a walk to the jetties?”

Spooks hesitated. He looked back at the trash can. “Yeah,” he said. He turned his back on the rubbish and the two of them made their way out onto the street.

Spooks’ mind remained preoccupied as they walked through the sleepy residential neighborhood, barely registering the landmarks Aleph pointed out with stories from his past. They followed the main drag stretching across the sandy loam and pale shrub grasses devoid of cars. Save for the squawk of a stray gull overhead and the distant boom of an incoming tide, the island felt strangely mute and desolate.

On the other side of the road was another neighborhood speckled with stilted homes. At the end of it, running along the channel, was Jetty Park, complete with a parking lot, covered pavilion with two picnic tables underneath, and a small playground.

“We’d come here during school sometimes,” said Aleph. “It’s just this road in, and you can see cars coming with plenty of time to swallow a joint or pull your pants up or whatever.”

Again Spooks was quiet, but noticed for the first time how flat and sparse the area was. He kept this to himself and didn’t break his silence until they were close to the park.

“What the fuck is that kid doing?” he said.

Just beyond the playground on the sandy coastline was a boy, maybe nine or ten years old. He appeared to be digging or chopping at something on the ground, raising some kind of rod over his head with both hands and then bringing it down on the ground. Once. Twice. Again.

As they got closer, Aleph saw the boy’s target. A sea turtle was trying to crawl its way back to the channel. The boy was hatcheting its shell with a pipe of galvanized pipe.

“Hey,” Atef yelled to the boy. “What are you doing?”

The boy looked up at Aleph. Aleph could now see the open crack in the turtle’s shell. He looked back at the boy and the boy stared back at him.

“I found it like this,” said the boy.

Spooks let out a low growl and lowered his head, watching the child. The hair running down his spine bristled.

“Then what’s that in your hand?” said Aleph, nodding at the wet pipe dangling at the boy’s side.

The boy maintained eye contact, shrugged.

“Give it to me,” he said.

The boy didn’t move.

“I’m not going to hurt you,” Aleph reassured him. “Just give me the pipe and go home. I’m not going to tell anybody.”

Still the boy didn’t move. Not until Spooks released a vicious bark that startled the boy into dropping the pipe and running. Aleph watched as he ran and hid under the wooden deck stairs of one of the beach houses.

“Fuck that little bastard,” said Spooks. “Someone needs to put him down.”

Aleph turned his back to the boy and picked up the pipe. He stepped in front of the turtle and saw inside its open shell. Writhing insides sloshed in blood, tears streaming down its face as it plodded toward the water.

He bent down and grabbed the turtle by the edge of its carapace and picked it up. It was heavier than he expected and the weight of it strained his muscles as he carried it to the parking lot. The turtle, now traveling through the air, flapped its flippers as if to fly away. When Aleph set it on the cement lot, it continued its futile scuttle toward the water.

Aleph adjusted the weight of the pipe in his hand, aimed, and in one fluid motion, drew it back enough to send it through the turtle’s skull. When it was done, he hoisted the lifeless reptile with great effort and dumped it into the park’s waste bin. It was hot, and soon it would stink and dance with maggots. He threw the pipe into the water and walked toward the jetty.



Mark

** For Your Reading Pleasure **


Shorts ††

  1. short

  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark