Man Meets Keyboard


Shorts ††

  1. quintana

  2. surfside

  3. flubber

  4. puff

  5. splash

  6. gulf

  7. trompeta

  8. brr

  9. kablooey

  10. amends

  11. misty

  12. basements

  13. domestic

  14. travelin

  15. sunny

  16. dunno

  17. runner

  18. earl

  19. run2

  20. strollin

  21. joke

  22. chat

  23. origins

  24. folk

  25. memoir

  26. headline

  27. run

  28. choregasm

  29. something

  30. insert

  31. blue

  32. dancin

  33. woods

  34. truth

  35. request

  36. pun

  37. duo

  38. pennies

  39. changin

  40. stone

  41. cut2

  42. fallin

  43. hemo

  44. pips

  45. bingo

  46. puppers

  47. magistrate

  48. bram

  49. amigos

  50. fish

  51. appétite

  52. square9

  53. square8

  54. square7

  55. square6

  56. square5

  57. square4

  58. xx

  59. square3

  60. square2

  61. square1

  62. cut

  63. piddle

  64. plans

  65. poem2

  66. familial

  67. event

  68. kin

  69. fellers

  70. trane

  71. dreamin’

  72. acting

  73. impact

  74. moment

  75. poking

  76. slog2

  77. slog1

  78. slurry

  79. pathetic

  80. adieu

  81. privacy

  82. fishist

  83. reassured

  84. alterations

  85. prayer

  86. goodbye

  87. showering

  88. love

  89. scene

  90. toast

  91. miaow

  92. papious

  93. bigdee

  94. carl

  95. squawking

  96. kids2

  97. sauna2

  98. anosmatic

  99. onward

  100. truth

  101. path

  102. vantages

  103. imwuh

  104. reasoning

  105. poem

  106. monster

  107. dena

  108. craved

  109. burnin’

  110. perpet

  111. punctuate

  112. fanciful

  113. rattled

  114. checkup2

  115. expectorate

  116. jugs

  117. vowels

  118. justice

  119. advice

  120. healing

  121. yokel

  122. awake

  123. messy

  124. typical

  125. pussies

  126. quiet

  127. picturesque

  128. promises

  129. mates

  130. carotenosis

  131. signage

  132. seeker

  133. smushell

  134. saturday

  135. intrusive

  136. potential

  137. numbers

  138. squeaky

  139. downregulate

  140. narrative 

  141. backside

  142. ciao

  143. vegetarian

  144. musical

  145. wetlands

  146. napoli

  147. dust

  148. chase

  149. travels

  150. fluorescents

  151. hades

  152. phoneme

  153. october

  154. jazz

  155. orbit

  156. entertainment

  157. moniker

  158. memories

  159. pups

  160. balls

  161. duel

  162. endtimes

  163. business

  164. questions

  165. steinel

  166. morning

  167. xenomorph

  168. meaning

  169. lifting

  170. pigments

  171. mayba

  172. windbreaker

  173. known

  174. natur

  175. nacht

  176. quotes

  177. relationships

  178. groceries

  179. h

  180. professional

  181. abundance

  182. finalized

  183. scanlon

  184. critters

  185. bleak

  186. title

  187. serendipity

  188. colors

  189. checkup

  190. doppelgänger

  191. polychromatic

  192. carefree

  193. happiness

  194. badname

  195. remember

  196. courteous

  197. homonymous

  198. bee

  199. bargain

  200. premature

  201. sprung

  202. babies

  203. cleaning

  204. inspired

  205. game

  206. friends

  207. oopsies

  208. secrets

  209. organ

  210. gatoraid

  211. legos

  212. perform

  213. finley

  214. smaug 

  215. noticed

  216. sauna

  217. gray

  218. strangers

  219. ahead

  220. wrecked

  221. regret

  222. kids

  223. lobotomy

  224. leify

  225. 545


Mark
square8

Cage felt a well of anxiety in his stomach all the next morning and afternoon. He kept going over the night before in his mind. Had he dreamt it? His leg still hurt, but did he meet a talking bat named Margie? Because, if so, that’s pretty fucking wild.

Cage arrived at the playground just before dusk and sat on one of the wooden stairs. He waited for close to an hour, and just as he was about to leave, he noticed a bat darting overhead. He watched it zigzag back and forth, and then fly off.

“I bet we all look the same to you, huh?”

Cage looked over and there was Margie, hanging upside down from a monkey bar. She shook her head at him in disgust.

“There are over 1,400 classified species of bats, Cage. A multitude surrounds you. Anyways, follow me. I’ve got something to show you.”

Margie took off and flew toward the school soccer field. She occasionally circled back or hovered in place so Cage could keep up. Once they passed the soccer fields, they entered an unmowed meadow filled with tall grasses, yellow and white and purple flowers. Birds whistled as the sun set, and there was the symphonic buzzing of insects as he stomped through the vegetation.

“I love this place,” Margie said through a mouth stuffed to the gills with some winged insect. “Lots of treats this time of year.” A mashed up leg fell from her mouth as she spoke and chomped. “Did you know bats can breathe up to 600 times a minute?”

“What? No.”

“Well it’s true.”

Cage looked up at her. “Fascinating. Where are we going?”

“Well, somebody’s in a mood. Look, all I’m saying is bats are a freaking miracle. We can fly with a greater cardiovascular efficiency than hummingbirds.”

“Is that how you’re able to talk so much? Do you ever shut up?”

She looked down at him, unbothered. “Sure I do. Usually during the day though, when I’m alone in my coffin.”

Cage looked over. “What are you talking about?”

Margie flew down and hovered close to his face. “You heard me,” she said, with a maniacal look in her eyes, the tip of her fangs glistening in the fading light. She bucked at him and screeched a tiny, scratchy wheeze, like someone stepping on a used-up dog toy. Cage flinched--barely. Margie laughed.

“Yes Cage, I sleep in a coffin, only to come out at night and suck the blood of the living and invite them into my eternal hell. You sure you’re okay? You don’t look so hot.”

“Let’s just go,” he said. “Where are you taking me?”

“This way.”

They continued past the meadow and into the forest. A light rain trickled down and there was a pattering on the broader leaves of the canopy.

“Over there,” she said. “Right on your right; you can’t miss it.”

They came to a stream cutting through the undergrowth. Deeply colored ferns crowded the banks, and bright green grasses grew underwater, flowing with the gentle current. Cage looked up the river and saw an old wooden mill built into the bank.

“What do you say we take a look?” she said.

Margie flew ahead and entered the building through a broken window. She was gone for a moment and then reemerged. “She’s a fixer-upper, but with a little TLC… she’ll shine again. I think you’ll find what you’re looking for inside.”

Cage stood there, staring at the mill.

“Go on,” she coaxed. “I’ll be right here.”

-

Inside the front door, Cage’s legs felt clumsy beneath him. The room was predominantly empty, with the noticeable exception of an old circular grinder set into the center of the cement floor. The interior walls were made of stone and rock, and a wooden staircase led up to a second floor.

Cage went up the stairs. As he came to the top, large clouds moved overhead and shaded the light from the windows. But the dimming continued, and soon blackness swallowed the room. “Margie!” he called back. But there was no reply. The stairs had vanished, and everything felt still.

After a few minutes, Cage’s eyes adjusted. As they did, he saw the boy, sitting alone and huddled against a far wall. Cage took a step toward him.

“Don’t!” the boy cried.

“I want to help you,” Cage said. “Is someone keeping you here?”

“I want you to go now.”

As he spoke, the fog poured in around him, and he curled in tighter on himself. Cage could hear the heavy breathing in the darkness. The boy closed his eyes and yelled. “Go away!” he said. But it was too late. The crashing legs and arms were rooting themselves into the boy, holding him there trembling, crying; the molten eyes stared into Cage from the darkness.

Cage tried to yell. He tried to move; but he was powerless. The monster breathed, and its eyes glowed more intensely as it exhaled a poisonous steam. Cage looked to the boy, and the creature released a bellowing scream. The scream ignited its body, and it burst into flames, smoke pouring down in a thick grey blanket across the floor.

Cage tried to reach the boy, but his every capillary was filled with acid. He tried to scream, but his throat was a soundless vacuum. With every cell he attempted to push forward, exhausting every resource, but the beast burned and shrieked death upon his efforts.

But then Cage felt something. A presence. Crawling up his back and over his shoulder. It was Margie. The darkness vibrated around them as she clawed her way to his ear and whispered into it. She looked at him and winked, then rocketed straight up into the blackness.

As if broken from a spell, Cage had agency. He saw the boy, crying on the ground. He saw the flaming beast shrieking pain toward him. Cage pushed forward and the beast made a desperate call, opening its great mouth and shaking the night with a terrible roar. In that moment, Margie dove from the sky and shot herself down the monster’s burning throat.

Cage screamed, “No!”

The beast reared back. It looked confused, perhaps even afraid. Cage ran to the boy and crouched next to him. The monster pulled its claws from the boy and tore at its own chest, the flames tearing into the black space above. It looked down at Cage and howled fire and smoke at him before falling to its knees.

Cage knelt over the boy and whispered something in his ear. He laid his head on the boy’s chest as the monster watched and swayed. Its flames were dying, and it lowered its head to the boy. In that moment, it looked more like a faithful pet than a hostile captor. And as it let out its final breath, it said to Cage in deep, reverberant tones.

“I am a protector.”

And then it turned to smoke; and it faded away; and so did Cage, and so did the boy.



Mark

** For Your Reading Pleasure **


Shorts ††

  1. quintana

  2. surfside

  3. flubber

  4. puff

  5. splash

  6. gulf

  7. trompeta

  8. brr

  9. kablooey

  10. amends

  11. misty

  12. basements

  13. domestic

  14. travelin

  15. sunny

  16. dunno

  17. runner

  18. earl

  19. run2

  20. strollin

  21. joke

  22. chat

  23. origins

  24. folk

  25. memoir

  26. headline

  27. run

  28. choregasm

  29. something

  30. insert

  31. blue

  32. dancin

  33. woods

  34. truth

  35. request

  36. pun

  37. duo

  38. pennies

  39. changin

  40. stone

  41. cut2

  42. fallin

  43. hemo

  44. pips

  45. bingo

  46. puppers

  47. magistrate

  48. bram

  49. amigos

  50. fish

  51. appétite

  52. square9

  53. square8

  54. square7

  55. square6

  56. square5

  57. square4

  58. xx

  59. square3

  60. square2

  61. square1

  62. cut

  63. piddle

  64. plans

  65. poem2

  66. familial

  67. event

  68. kin

  69. fellers

  70. trane

  71. dreamin’

  72. acting

  73. impact

  74. moment

  75. poking

  76. slog2

  77. slog1

  78. slurry

  79. pathetic

  80. adieu

  81. privacy

  82. fishist

  83. reassured

  84. alterations

  85. prayer

  86. goodbye

  87. showering

  88. love

  89. scene

  90. toast

  91. miaow

  92. papious

  93. bigdee

  94. carl

  95. squawking

  96. kids2

  97. sauna2

  98. anosmatic

  99. onward

  100. truth

  101. path

  102. vantages

  103. imwuh

  104. reasoning

  105. poem

  106. monster

  107. dena

  108. craved

  109. burnin’

  110. perpet

  111. punctuate

  112. fanciful

  113. rattled

  114. checkup2

  115. expectorate

  116. jugs

  117. vowels

  118. justice

  119. advice

  120. healing

  121. yokel

  122. awake

  123. messy

  124. typical

  125. pussies

  126. quiet

  127. picturesque

  128. promises

  129. mates

  130. carotenosis

  131. signage

  132. seeker

  133. smushell

  134. saturday

  135. intrusive

  136. potential

  137. numbers

  138. squeaky

  139. downregulate

  140. narrative 

  141. backside

  142. ciao

  143. vegetarian

  144. musical

  145. wetlands

  146. napoli

  147. dust

  148. chase

  149. travels

  150. fluorescents

  151. hades

  152. phoneme

  153. october

  154. jazz

  155. orbit

  156. entertainment

  157. moniker

  158. memories

  159. pups

  160. balls

  161. duel

  162. endtimes

  163. business

  164. questions

  165. steinel

  166. morning

  167. xenomorph

  168. meaning

  169. lifting

  170. pigments

  171. mayba

  172. windbreaker

  173. known

  174. natur

  175. nacht

  176. quotes

  177. relationships

  178. groceries

  179. h

  180. professional

  181. abundance

  182. finalized

  183. scanlon

  184. critters

  185. bleak

  186. title

  187. serendipity

  188. colors

  189. checkup

  190. doppelgänger

  191. polychromatic

  192. carefree

  193. happiness

  194. badname

  195. remember

  196. courteous

  197. homonymous

  198. bee

  199. bargain

  200. premature

  201. sprung

  202. babies

  203. cleaning

  204. inspired

  205. game

  206. friends

  207. oopsies

  208. secrets

  209. organ

  210. gatoraid

  211. legos

  212. perform

  213. finley

  214. smaug 

  215. noticed

  216. sauna

  217. gray

  218. strangers

  219. ahead

  220. wrecked

  221. regret

  222. kids

  223. lobotomy

  224. leify

  225. 545


Mark