Man Meets Keyboard


Shorts ††

  1. short

  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark
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Cage felt a well of anxiety in his stomach all the next morning and afternoon. He kept going over the night before in his mind. Had he dreamt it? His leg still hurt, but did he meet a talking bat named Margie? Because, if so, that’s pretty fucking wild.

Cage arrived at the playground just before dusk and sat on one of the wooden stairs. He waited for close to an hour, and just as he was about to leave, he noticed a bat darting overhead. He watched it zigzag back and forth, and then fly off.

“I bet we all look the same to you, huh?”

Cage looked over and there was Margie, hanging upside down from a monkey bar. She shook her head at him in disgust.

“There are over 1,400 classified species of bats, Cage. A multitude surrounds you. Anyways, follow me. I’ve got something to show you.”

Margie took off and flew toward the school soccer field. She occasionally circled back or hovered in place so Cage could keep up. Once they passed the soccer fields, they entered an unmowed meadow filled with tall grasses, yellow and white and purple flowers. Birds whistled as the sun set, and there was the symphonic buzzing of insects as he stomped through the vegetation.

“I love this place,” Margie said through a mouth stuffed to the gills with some winged insect. “Lots of treats this time of year.” A mashed up leg fell from her mouth as she spoke and chomped. “Did you know bats can breathe up to 600 times a minute?”

“What? No.”

“Well it’s true.”

Cage looked up at her. “Fascinating. Where are we going?”

“Well, somebody’s in a mood. Look, all I’m saying is bats are a freaking miracle. We can fly with a greater cardiovascular efficiency than hummingbirds.”

“Is that how you’re able to talk so much? Do you ever shut up?”

She looked down at him, unbothered. “Sure I do. Usually during the day though, when I’m alone in my coffin.”

Cage looked over. “What are you talking about?”

Margie flew down and hovered close to his face. “You heard me,” she said, with a maniacal look in her eyes, the tip of her fangs glistening in the fading light. She bucked at him and screeched a tiny, scratchy wheeze, like someone stepping on a used-up dog toy. Cage flinched--barely. Margie laughed.

“Yes Cage, I sleep in a coffin, only to come out at night and suck the blood of the living and invite them into my eternal hell. You sure you’re okay? You don’t look so hot.”

“Let’s just go,” he said. “Where are you taking me?”

“This way.”

They continued past the meadow and into the forest. A light rain trickled down and there was a pattering on the broader leaves of the canopy.

“Over there,” she said. “Right on your right; you can’t miss it.”

They came to a stream cutting through the undergrowth. Deeply colored ferns crowded the banks, and bright green grasses grew underwater, flowing with the gentle current. Cage looked up the river and saw an old wooden mill built into the bank.

“What do you say we take a look?” she said.

Margie flew ahead and entered the building through a broken window. She was gone for a moment and then reemerged. “She’s a fixer-upper, but with a little TLC… she’ll shine again. I think you’ll find what you’re looking for inside.”

Cage stood there, staring at the mill.

“Go on,” she coaxed. “I’ll be right here.”

-

Inside the front door, Cage’s legs felt clumsy beneath him. The room was predominantly empty, with the noticeable exception of an old circular grinder set into the center of the cement floor. The interior walls were made of stone and rock, and a wooden staircase led up to a second floor.

Cage went up the stairs. As he came to the top, large clouds moved overhead and shaded the light from the windows. But the dimming continued, and soon blackness swallowed the room. “Margie!” he called back. But there was no reply. The stairs had vanished, and everything felt still.

After a few minutes, Cage’s eyes adjusted. As they did, he saw the boy, sitting alone and huddled against a far wall. Cage took a step toward him.

“Don’t!” the boy cried.

“I want to help you,” Cage said. “Is someone keeping you here?”

“I want you to go now.”

As he spoke, the fog poured in around him, and he curled in tighter on himself. Cage could hear the heavy breathing in the darkness. The boy closed his eyes and yelled. “Go away!” he said. But it was too late. The crashing legs and arms were rooting themselves into the boy, holding him there trembling, crying; the molten eyes stared into Cage from the darkness.

Cage tried to yell. He tried to move; but he was powerless. The monster breathed, and its eyes glowed more intensely as it exhaled a poisonous steam. Cage looked to the boy, and the creature released a bellowing scream. The scream ignited its body, and it burst into flames, smoke pouring down in a thick grey blanket across the floor.

Cage tried to reach the boy, but his every capillary was filled with acid. He tried to scream, but his throat was a soundless vacuum. With every cell he attempted to push forward, exhausting every resource, but the beast burned and shrieked death upon his efforts.

But then Cage felt something. A presence. Crawling up his back and over his shoulder. It was Margie. The darkness vibrated around them as she clawed her way to his ear and whispered into it. She looked at him and winked, then rocketed straight up into the blackness.

As if broken from a spell, Cage had agency. He saw the boy, crying on the ground. He saw the flaming beast shrieking pain toward him. Cage pushed forward and the beast made a desperate call, opening its great mouth and shaking the night with a terrible roar. In that moment, Margie dove from the sky and shot herself down the monster’s burning throat.

Cage screamed, “No!”

The beast reared back. It looked confused, perhaps even afraid. Cage ran to the boy and crouched next to him. The monster pulled its claws from the boy and tore at its own chest, the flames tearing into the black space above. It looked down at Cage and howled fire and smoke at him before falling to its knees.

Cage knelt over the boy and whispered something in his ear. He laid his head on the boy’s chest as the monster watched and swayed. Its flames were dying, and it lowered its head to the boy. In that moment, it looked more like a faithful pet than a hostile captor. And as it let out its final breath, it said to Cage in deep, reverberant tones.

“I am a protector.”

And then it turned to smoke; and it faded away; and so did Cage, and so did the boy.



Mark

** For Your Reading Pleasure **


Shorts ††

  1. short

  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark