Man Meets Keyboard


Shorts ††

  1. short

  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark
square5

“Let’s go, we're gonna be late.”

“I needed to get some water.”

Deliah looked over from the driver’s seat, trying to read him. She couldn’t. But perhaps she could see more than most.

“You bring a poncho?” she asked. “It’s supposed to rain.”

“Nah.”

“So you like to get wet, huh?”

Cage laughed. “I guess so.”

Deliah put the car in drive and they pulled away. “I saw you earlier,” she said, “from the stand. You weren’t avoiding us, were you?”

“What?” Cage looked at her and turned away before she could meet his eyes. “I just needed to get home. I was feeling pretty out of it.” He fidgeted in his seat. “You were in my dream last night, telling me I needed to find something called the square stone.”

“I sent you on a quest?”

“Yeah, ha, I guess so. It was pretty fucked up. I was stuck in this hole surrounded by spider webs and you were just staring at me, saying I needed to find the square stone like a zombie while I freaked the fuck out.” He looked over at her. “It was a weird one.”

She smiled and drove the scratched up economy vehicle over the ridge. As they descended into the neighboring valley, they could see over the sprawling farms, the sun shining down through tired clouds and falling across the tractors and verdant fields. It really was a beautiful place, Cage thought.

When they arrived at the stadium, people were filing into the stands from the parking lot. Cage and Deliah got out of the car; he tucked his t-shirt into his jeans. They got their cases from the backseat and made their way toward the chain-link fence bordering the field.

“Cage!” Marten Kemp half-jogged to meet him. “What’s up, buddy?” He looked over to Deliah. “Hey Deliah, fancy seeing you here.”

“Kemp,” she replied with a slight smile.

Marten turned to Cage and slapped him on the shoulder. “I’ve got something for you,” he said. “I think you’ll like it.”

Just then, a group of girls called to Deliah. “See you guys up there,” she said, running over to join them. Marten and Cage watched as she trotted off in her short denim shorts and running shoes.

“Alright man,” Marten said.

“Here,” said Cage, changing the subject. He handed the thermos to Marten. Marten unscrewed the top, took a sip, and exhaled with an exaggerated ahh.

“And for you,” Marten said in return, pulling a lozenge from a small tin in his pocket and offering it to Cage. Without hesitation, Cage popped it into his mouth.

“Ready to hit it?”

Marten smiled.

“Let’s go, maestro.”

The two made their way into the stadium, Marten joining the drumline and Cage taking his place halfway up the stands with the brass section. He looked down and saw Deliah chatting with some of the other trumpet players. The game kicked off and the band director called tunes from the bottom of the stands: blips of the fight song, classic rock themes, “Another One Bites the Dust.”

“What you got there?” Matthew asked, nodding at Cage’s thermos. Matthew played trombone. His older brother, Eric, played the trumpet and sat in the row in front of them. Only 27 minutes older than Matthee, Eric was a classic eldest sibling. Matthew took a drink.

“Orange juice,” he said. “Does a body good. But I hear it’s terrible for unplanned pregnancies amongst troubled teens.” He took another drink. “Hey Enrique, you wanna hit this? You look like you could use a little vitamin C, bro.”

Eric shook his head. “I’m straight.”

“Mm. Not me--bendy as can be.” Matthew took another pull and handed the thermos back to Cage. “Cage knows what I’m talking about.”

“Huh? Oh, yeah.”

Just before halftime, Marten’s lozenge began having its way with Cage. Pink rain clouds rolled in over the orange sky, and they could see the rain coming down just outside the stadium. Cage was captivated by the pinks and oranges and blues, becoming more vivid and swirling together in a technicolor pastel; he was comforted by the warm, humid air. As the clouds moved closer to the stadium, the woodwind players started packing up their instruments. There was a strong gust, and it became cold, and a loud crack in the sky opened it and poured rain down on the stadium. The low brass went on playing their raucous tones, and the trumpets shrieked and growled, the drumline hammering out rhythms of increasing complexity, the woodwind players dancing in their ponchos in the stands below. The game was called, and those in attendance began piling out of the stands, running for cars hunched under umbrellas, but by the time the band was relieved, the clouds had passed and the smoldering evening sun was reemerging. Cage filed down stadium stairs with the rest of the brass section, Marten catching him on the way out.

“I’ll give you a ride,” he said.

“Sounds good.”

When Cage caught back up with Marten, he (Marten) was sitting in the driver’s seat. “Hop in, player,” he said. Cage got in and Marten cranked the ignition. They each took another drink and then pulled off onto the streets of the small cow town. After the rain, the asphalt was reflective and bright. “I can’t see shit,” said Marten. Without answering, Cage stared out the window at the sharp and defined colors of the passing town, German-style farmhouses, simple mailboxes lining the street. They crossed the farmlands, the fields sheen and brilliant, the sky’s pinks and oranges fading to a light blue with the setting sun. Cage took another drink.

When they arrived at Cage’s house, Marten parked the car and the two walked in together. His mother yelled down from upstairs.

“Marten’s here,” Cage called back.

“Hello boys,” she said, walking down the staircase. “How was the game?”

“It was fine.”

“Better than fine, ma’am. The band sounded great. And Cage played his butt off--even in the rain. Little prodigy you got there.”

She smiled. She knew Marten could be trouble, but it was hard not to like him. “I’m sure you all sounded great,” she said.

“We’re gonna head out back for a little bit and have a fire. Just wanted to change first.”

“Alright,” his mother replied. “If you need anything, I’ll be here. Nan is going to stop by for a bit.”

The boys went upstairs and shut the bedroom door behind them. Cage topped off the thermos in the closet and handed it to Marten to carry in his bag. He then grabbed two shirts, tossed one to Marten, and they went out back through the kitchen.

A few summers prior, some of the local teens had built a fire pit with rocks they found in the woods at the back edge of the garden. The setup was fitted with a simple lean-to for keeping logs dry, and while the ground was wet, Cage soon had a fire going, the wavering smoke rising into the starlit night. “You got any more of those mints?” he said.

“Here,” Marten replied, handing the small tin to Cage. “You can have them. I’ll get more from my cousin.”

Cage put the tin in his pocket. He took a drink and stared into the fire. The smoke was clear now, and the logs snapped and released embers into the sky with each pop and crack. His stomach burned and he felt the whipping flames inside his guts. “I’ve been having these fucked up dreams,” he said. “I’m either paralyzed or attacked by something and I wake up yelling and shit. It’s been happening a couple of times per week.”

“Jesus dude,” Marten said, nodding forward in his chair. “Anxiety much?” He tried to straighten up. “Maybe you need to dry out a little.”

Cage watched Marten rock forward, took a drink from the thermos. He stared into the glowing coals, flickering between shades of orange and black. The coals glowed like the eyes staring at him from the darkness, the eyes that had infected his mind, and roiled in his guts.



Mark

** For Your Reading Pleasure **


Shorts ††

  1. short

  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark