Man Meets Keyboard


Shorts ††

  1. quintana

  2. surfside

  3. flubber

  4. puff

  5. splash

  6. gulf

  7. trompeta

  8. brr

  9. kablooey

  10. amends

  11. misty

  12. basements

  13. domestic

  14. travelin

  15. sunny

  16. dunno

  17. runner

  18. earl

  19. run2

  20. strollin

  21. joke

  22. chat

  23. origins

  24. folk

  25. memoir

  26. headline

  27. run

  28. choregasm

  29. something

  30. insert

  31. blue

  32. dancin

  33. woods

  34. truth

  35. request

  36. pun

  37. duo

  38. pennies

  39. changin

  40. stone

  41. cut2

  42. fallin

  43. hemo

  44. pips

  45. bingo

  46. puppers

  47. magistrate

  48. bram

  49. amigos

  50. fish

  51. appétite

  52. square9

  53. square8

  54. square7

  55. square6

  56. square5

  57. square4

  58. xx

  59. square3

  60. square2

  61. square1

  62. cut

  63. piddle

  64. plans

  65. poem2

  66. familial

  67. event

  68. kin

  69. fellers

  70. trane

  71. dreamin’

  72. acting

  73. impact

  74. moment

  75. poking

  76. slog2

  77. slog1

  78. slurry

  79. pathetic

  80. adieu

  81. privacy

  82. fishist

  83. reassured

  84. alterations

  85. prayer

  86. goodbye

  87. showering

  88. love

  89. scene

  90. toast

  91. miaow

  92. papious

  93. bigdee

  94. carl

  95. squawking

  96. kids2

  97. sauna2

  98. anosmatic

  99. onward

  100. truth

  101. path

  102. vantages

  103. imwuh

  104. reasoning

  105. poem

  106. monster

  107. dena

  108. craved

  109. burnin’

  110. perpet

  111. punctuate

  112. fanciful

  113. rattled

  114. checkup2

  115. expectorate

  116. jugs

  117. vowels

  118. justice

  119. advice

  120. healing

  121. yokel

  122. awake

  123. messy

  124. typical

  125. pussies

  126. quiet

  127. picturesque

  128. promises

  129. mates

  130. carotenosis

  131. signage

  132. seeker

  133. smushell

  134. saturday

  135. intrusive

  136. potential

  137. numbers

  138. squeaky

  139. downregulate

  140. narrative 

  141. backside

  142. ciao

  143. vegetarian

  144. musical

  145. wetlands

  146. napoli

  147. dust

  148. chase

  149. travels

  150. fluorescents

  151. hades

  152. phoneme

  153. october

  154. jazz

  155. orbit

  156. entertainment

  157. moniker

  158. memories

  159. pups

  160. balls

  161. duel

  162. endtimes

  163. business

  164. questions

  165. steinel

  166. morning

  167. xenomorph

  168. meaning

  169. lifting

  170. pigments

  171. mayba

  172. windbreaker

  173. known

  174. natur

  175. nacht

  176. quotes

  177. relationships

  178. groceries

  179. h

  180. professional

  181. abundance

  182. finalized

  183. scanlon

  184. critters

  185. bleak

  186. title

  187. serendipity

  188. colors

  189. checkup

  190. doppelgänger

  191. polychromatic

  192. carefree

  193. happiness

  194. badname

  195. remember

  196. courteous

  197. homonymous

  198. bee

  199. bargain

  200. premature

  201. sprung

  202. babies

  203. cleaning

  204. inspired

  205. game

  206. friends

  207. oopsies

  208. secrets

  209. organ

  210. gatoraid

  211. legos

  212. perform

  213. finley

  214. smaug 

  215. noticed

  216. sauna

  217. gray

  218. strangers

  219. ahead

  220. wrecked

  221. regret

  222. kids

  223. lobotomy

  224. leify

  225. 545


Mark
square7

Cage knew he was slipping. Seeing shit out of the corner of his eyes, things that weren’t there, and the nightmares kept coming. After jumping ship on Feldstein’s class, he snuck off campus and decided to walk to the old quarry. If there was some square stone that could put an end to this, the mining pit across town seemed like a decent place to start.

He cut through the woods to meet up with the old fire road again. And, making his way further into the forest, eventually came to a tall chain-link fence surrounding the excavated pit. He looked up and down the length of the fence, but didn’t see a way through. He started climbing.

The fence rocked back and forth as he scaled it. About halfway up, a cold breeze broke the heat and shook the leaves overhead. Cage gathered his nerves and continued over the top, feeling the first few drops as he jumped down on the other side.

Starting down the carved-out road spiraling into the quarry, there was a boom of thunder, and the forest began to rock more heavily. Cage walked off the flattened road and cut straight for the bottom of the pit to avoid the rain. At the base, next to a natural pool filled with water, was the entrance to a large, open cavern discovered by miners during the initial excavation. He slid in the loose dirt and rock as the sky emptied itself onto him and turned the earth beneath his feet to grey mud. Slipping, he hit his thigh on a jagged rock, but the cracks of thunder drowned out any initial pain. By the time he reached the cave, he was soaked, his pants torn where the rock had caught him.

Cage sat on a boulder and slumped forward. His leg now pulsed with pain. The rain outside pelted the quarry waters, making a million crackling depressions in the vibrating surface, and thunderclaps reverberated in the stone chamber.

Fuck, he thought. But then he remembered the tin Marten had given him and pulled it from his pocket. He emptied the contents into his mouth.

Eventually, the rain passed and the quarry waters were calm again. Feeling a bit foolish for the trip, but perhaps a bit more vigorous from his discomfort, Cage made his way back up through the pit. Marten’s medicine had worked, and his leg no longer bothered him. The sun was low and angling down on the forest, casting long shadows toward the giant quarry. He made his way back over the fence without much thought, and as he walked, the forest moved and breathed, roots weaving and crawling through the wetted earth; and the trees rocked, their branches buoying in an invisible tide lighted by the bioluminescence of early evening fireflies. Cage experienced an internal quiet until something fluttered past his ear.

Startled, he ducked and batted at the air around him. He thought he had seen something, but who the fuck knows anymore. Something dark zoomed by.

“Watch it!” he heard.

Cage spun around. “Hello? Who’s there?” There was nervousness in his voice. In his periphery, the world skitzed by, frame by frame; tree branches reached out for him from the shadows.

“I said Watch out!”

This time it brushed past his face. “What the fuck?” Cage spun and swatted and looked around. “Who’s there? Who are you?”

“Oh, hey,” the now casual voice replied. “I didn’t see you there.”

Cage turned toward the voice. There was nothing there. Just the trees and fireflies waving in the current. I’m losing my fucking mind, he thought.

“You’re not crazy.”

Cage honed in on where the voice was coming from, but all he saw was the silhouette of trees in the growing darkness.

“Yep, this way. A little closer…”

And then Cage saw something. Hanging from one of the lower limbs of a nearby tree appeared to be some kind of leathery cocoon. It looked like a large pinecone, but smooth, dangling and swaying with the fabric of the forest.

And suddenly…

“Boo!”

The cocoon spread open and exposed glowing eyes and glittering fangs inside.

“Jesus Christ!” Cage jumped back. He threw his arms up in front of his face.

“Ha, ha, ha. Woo-eee! You should have seen the look on your face!” the hellspawn said. Cage’s heart thumped in his chest. He collected himself and saw it. A bat, no larger than the palm of his hand, hanging upside down from the branch.

“Boo!” it said again, opening its wings wide and baring its tiny fangs. “Boo! Boo! The same flapping motion with each outburst. “Ha ha ha, you people are funny.”

“What people?” asked Cage. I’m talking to a fucking bat.

“People,” the bat replied. “I don’t know why they’re so scared of me, but they are. All I do is fly around and eat bugs for Christ’s sake, but folks need something to be scared of, I guess.” The bat drew a bewildered expression and then looked back at Cage. “Name’s Margie,” she said. “What’s yours?”

Cage’s world was whipping like a sheet on the line. He looked around, and back at Margie, and at the palms of his hands; he felt hot and sick.

“Are you okay?” Margie asked with a puzzled look. “I said What’s your name?”

“Cage. My name’s Cage.”

“Nice to meet you, Cage.”

Cage’s mouth was hanging open. His body swayed with his pulse. “How can you talk?” he said.

“How can you talk?” huffed Margie. She calmed herself and went on in a cooler tone. “Truth be told, I’m not normally so chatty, echo location and all.” She gave a hot exhale on her top thumb claw and polished it on her furry little chest as if to boast. “But I’ve seen you out here, looking around.” She looked him up and down. “What are you looking for, Cage?”

“I’m not sure.”

“Then how will you know when you’ve found it?”

“I don’t know.”

“I see,” she said. “And make no mistake, Cage, I do see. Bats aren’t blind, you know. In fact, we can see pretty well--maybe even better than you in some ways.” She looked at him with an estimating gaze. “Maybe I can help you, Cage. Tomorrow night. Meet me at the playground after dark. And don’t be late.”

“What? Are you serious?”

“Are you serious? C’mon, man, I’m not going to kick your ass, I just want to show you something. Christ almighty, you people. Anyways, I’ll see you then.” Margie let go of the branch, fell toward the earth for a moment, and then flittered off into the trees.

After she had gone, something landed on Cage’s shoulder. He jolted, ”Fuck!” Margie whispered in his ear. “I said don’t be late.” And then she disappeared, this time for good, into the night.

Cage stood on the path and waited until the world steadied its breathing. As the last bit of twilight melted into the outstretched arms of the grasping trees, a cover of stars rolled out across the sky. The glow of fireflies blinked in all directions, and the tree frogs trilled their night song. Cage stayed there a while and eventually walked home.



Mark

** For Your Reading Pleasure **


Shorts ††

  1. quintana

  2. surfside

  3. flubber

  4. puff

  5. splash

  6. gulf

  7. trompeta

  8. brr

  9. kablooey

  10. amends

  11. misty

  12. basements

  13. domestic

  14. travelin

  15. sunny

  16. dunno

  17. runner

  18. earl

  19. run2

  20. strollin

  21. joke

  22. chat

  23. origins

  24. folk

  25. memoir

  26. headline

  27. run

  28. choregasm

  29. something

  30. insert

  31. blue

  32. dancin

  33. woods

  34. truth

  35. request

  36. pun

  37. duo

  38. pennies

  39. changin

  40. stone

  41. cut2

  42. fallin

  43. hemo

  44. pips

  45. bingo

  46. puppers

  47. magistrate

  48. bram

  49. amigos

  50. fish

  51. appétite

  52. square9

  53. square8

  54. square7

  55. square6

  56. square5

  57. square4

  58. xx

  59. square3

  60. square2

  61. square1

  62. cut

  63. piddle

  64. plans

  65. poem2

  66. familial

  67. event

  68. kin

  69. fellers

  70. trane

  71. dreamin’

  72. acting

  73. impact

  74. moment

  75. poking

  76. slog2

  77. slog1

  78. slurry

  79. pathetic

  80. adieu

  81. privacy

  82. fishist

  83. reassured

  84. alterations

  85. prayer

  86. goodbye

  87. showering

  88. love

  89. scene

  90. toast

  91. miaow

  92. papious

  93. bigdee

  94. carl

  95. squawking

  96. kids2

  97. sauna2

  98. anosmatic

  99. onward

  100. truth

  101. path

  102. vantages

  103. imwuh

  104. reasoning

  105. poem

  106. monster

  107. dena

  108. craved

  109. burnin’

  110. perpet

  111. punctuate

  112. fanciful

  113. rattled

  114. checkup2

  115. expectorate

  116. jugs

  117. vowels

  118. justice

  119. advice

  120. healing

  121. yokel

  122. awake

  123. messy

  124. typical

  125. pussies

  126. quiet

  127. picturesque

  128. promises

  129. mates

  130. carotenosis

  131. signage

  132. seeker

  133. smushell

  134. saturday

  135. intrusive

  136. potential

  137. numbers

  138. squeaky

  139. downregulate

  140. narrative 

  141. backside

  142. ciao

  143. vegetarian

  144. musical

  145. wetlands

  146. napoli

  147. dust

  148. chase

  149. travels

  150. fluorescents

  151. hades

  152. phoneme

  153. october

  154. jazz

  155. orbit

  156. entertainment

  157. moniker

  158. memories

  159. pups

  160. balls

  161. duel

  162. endtimes

  163. business

  164. questions

  165. steinel

  166. morning

  167. xenomorph

  168. meaning

  169. lifting

  170. pigments

  171. mayba

  172. windbreaker

  173. known

  174. natur

  175. nacht

  176. quotes

  177. relationships

  178. groceries

  179. h

  180. professional

  181. abundance

  182. finalized

  183. scanlon

  184. critters

  185. bleak

  186. title

  187. serendipity

  188. colors

  189. checkup

  190. doppelgänger

  191. polychromatic

  192. carefree

  193. happiness

  194. badname

  195. remember

  196. courteous

  197. homonymous

  198. bee

  199. bargain

  200. premature

  201. sprung

  202. babies

  203. cleaning

  204. inspired

  205. game

  206. friends

  207. oopsies

  208. secrets

  209. organ

  210. gatoraid

  211. legos

  212. perform

  213. finley

  214. smaug 

  215. noticed

  216. sauna

  217. gray

  218. strangers

  219. ahead

  220. wrecked

  221. regret

  222. kids

  223. lobotomy

  224. leify

  225. 545


Mark