Man Meets Keyboard


Shorts ††

  1. short

  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark
square7

Cage knew he was slipping. Seeing shit out of the corner of his eyes, things that weren’t there, and the nightmares kept coming. After jumping ship on Feldstein’s class, he snuck off campus and decided to walk to the old quarry. If there was some square stone that could put an end to this, the mining pit across town seemed like a decent place to start.

He cut through the woods to meet up with the old fire road again. And, making his way further into the forest, eventually came to a tall chain-link fence surrounding the excavated pit. He looked up and down the length of the fence, but didn’t see a way through. He started climbing.

The fence rocked back and forth as he scaled it. About halfway up, a cold breeze broke the heat and shook the leaves overhead. Cage gathered his nerves and continued over the top, feeling the first few drops as he jumped down on the other side.

Starting down the carved-out road spiraling into the quarry, there was a boom of thunder, and the forest began to rock more heavily. Cage walked off the flattened road and cut straight for the bottom of the pit to avoid the rain. At the base, next to a natural pool filled with water, was the entrance to a large, open cavern discovered by miners during the initial excavation. He slid in the loose dirt and rock as the sky emptied itself onto him and turned the earth beneath his feet to grey mud. Slipping, he hit his thigh on a jagged rock, but the cracks of thunder drowned out any initial pain. By the time he reached the cave, he was soaked, his pants torn where the rock had caught him.

Cage sat on a boulder and slumped forward. His leg now pulsed with pain. The rain outside pelted the quarry waters, making a million crackling depressions in the vibrating surface, and thunderclaps reverberated in the stone chamber.

Fuck, he thought. But then he remembered the tin Marten had given him and pulled it from his pocket. He emptied the contents into his mouth.

Eventually, the rain passed and the quarry waters were calm again. Feeling a bit foolish for the trip, but perhaps a bit more vigorous from his discomfort, Cage made his way back up through the pit. Marten’s medicine had worked, and his leg no longer bothered him. The sun was low and angling down on the forest, casting long shadows toward the giant quarry. He made his way back over the fence without much thought, and as he walked, the forest moved and breathed, roots weaving and crawling through the wetted earth; and the trees rocked, their branches buoying in an invisible tide lighted by the bioluminescence of early evening fireflies. Cage experienced an internal quiet until something fluttered past his ear.

Startled, he ducked and batted at the air around him. He thought he had seen something, but who the fuck knows anymore. Something dark zoomed by.

“Watch it!” he heard.

Cage spun around. “Hello? Who’s there?” There was nervousness in his voice. In his periphery, the world skitzed by, frame by frame; tree branches reached out for him from the shadows.

“I said Watch out!”

This time it brushed past his face. “What the fuck?” Cage spun and swatted and looked around. “Who’s there? Who are you?”

“Oh, hey,” the now casual voice replied. “I didn’t see you there.”

Cage turned toward the voice. There was nothing there. Just the trees and fireflies waving in the current. I’m losing my fucking mind, he thought.

“You’re not crazy.”

Cage honed in on where the voice was coming from, but all he saw was the silhouette of trees in the growing darkness.

“Yep, this way. A little closer…”

And then Cage saw something. Hanging from one of the lower limbs of a nearby tree appeared to be some kind of leathery cocoon. It looked like a large pinecone, but smooth, dangling and swaying with the fabric of the forest.

And suddenly…

“Boo!”

The cocoon spread open and exposed glowing eyes and glittering fangs inside.

“Jesus Christ!” Cage jumped back. He threw his arms up in front of his face.

“Ha, ha, ha. Woo-eee! You should have seen the look on your face!” the hellspawn said. Cage’s heart thumped in his chest. He collected himself and saw it. A bat, no larger than the palm of his hand, hanging upside down from the branch.

“Boo!” it said again, opening its wings wide and baring its tiny fangs. “Boo! Boo! The same flapping motion with each outburst. “Ha ha ha, you people are funny.”

“What people?” asked Cage. I’m talking to a fucking bat.

“People,” the bat replied. “I don’t know why they’re so scared of me, but they are. All I do is fly around and eat bugs for Christ’s sake, but folks need something to be scared of, I guess.” The bat drew a bewildered expression and then looked back at Cage. “Name’s Margie,” she said. “What’s yours?”

Cage’s world was whipping like a sheet on the line. He looked around, and back at Margie, and at the palms of his hands; he felt hot and sick.

“Are you okay?” Margie asked with a puzzled look. “I said What’s your name?”

“Cage. My name’s Cage.”

“Nice to meet you, Cage.”

Cage’s mouth was hanging open. His body swayed with his pulse. “How can you talk?” he said.

“How can you talk?” huffed Margie. She calmed herself and went on in a cooler tone. “Truth be told, I’m not normally so chatty, echo location and all.” She gave a hot exhale on her top thumb claw and polished it on her furry little chest as if to boast. “But I’ve seen you out here, looking around.” She looked him up and down. “What are you looking for, Cage?”

“I’m not sure.”

“Then how will you know when you’ve found it?”

“I don’t know.”

“I see,” she said. “And make no mistake, Cage, I do see. Bats aren’t blind, you know. In fact, we can see pretty well--maybe even better than you in some ways.” She looked at him with an estimating gaze. “Maybe I can help you, Cage. Tomorrow night. Meet me at the playground after dark. And don’t be late.”

“What? Are you serious?”

“Are you serious? C’mon, man, I’m not going to kick your ass, I just want to show you something. Christ almighty, you people. Anyways, I’ll see you then.” Margie let go of the branch, fell toward the earth for a moment, and then flittered off into the trees.

After she had gone, something landed on Cage’s shoulder. He jolted, ”Fuck!” Margie whispered in his ear. “I said don’t be late.” And then she disappeared, this time for good, into the night.

Cage stood on the path and waited until the world steadied its breathing. As the last bit of twilight melted into the outstretched arms of the grasping trees, a cover of stars rolled out across the sky. The glow of fireflies blinked in all directions, and the tree frogs trilled their night song. Cage stayed there a while and eventually walked home.



Mark

** For Your Reading Pleasure **


Shorts ††

  1. short

  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark