Man Meets Keyboard


Shorts ††

  1. boring

  2. quintana

  3. surfside

  4. flubber

  5. puff

  6. splash

  7. gulf

  8. trompeta

  9. brr

  10. kablooey

  11. amends

  12. misty

  13. basements

  14. domestic

  15. travelin

  16. sunny

  17. dunno

  18. runner

  19. earl

  20. run2

  21. strollin

  22. joke

  23. chat

  24. origins

  25. folk

  26. memoir

  27. headline

  28. run

  29. choregasm

  30. something

  31. insert

  32. blue

  33. dancin

  34. woods

  35. truth

  36. request

  37. pun

  38. duo

  39. pennies

  40. changin

  41. stone

  42. cut2

  43. fallin

  44. hemo

  45. pips

  46. bingo

  47. puppers

  48. magistrate

  49. bram

  50. amigos

  51. fish

  52. appétite

  53. square9

  54. square8

  55. square7

  56. square6

  57. square5

  58. square4

  59. xx

  60. square3

  61. square2

  62. square1

  63. cut

  64. piddle

  65. plans

  66. poem2

  67. familial

  68. event

  69. kin

  70. fellers

  71. trane

  72. dreamin’

  73. acting

  74. impact

  75. moment

  76. poking

  77. slog2

  78. slog1

  79. slurry

  80. pathetic

  81. adieu

  82. privacy

  83. fishist

  84. reassured

  85. alterations

  86. prayer

  87. goodbye

  88. showering

  89. love

  90. scene

  91. toast

  92. miaow

  93. papious

  94. bigdee

  95. carl

  96. squawking

  97. kids2

  98. sauna2

  99. anosmatic

  100. onward

  101. truth

  102. path

  103. vantages

  104. imwuh

  105. reasoning

  106. poem

  107. monster

  108. dena

  109. craved

  110. burnin’

  111. perpet

  112. punctuate

  113. fanciful

  114. rattled

  115. checkup2

  116. expectorate

  117. jugs

  118. vowels

  119. justice

  120. advice

  121. healing

  122. yokel

  123. awake

  124. messy

  125. typical

  126. pussies

  127. quiet

  128. picturesque

  129. promises

  130. mates

  131. carotenosis

  132. signage

  133. seeker

  134. smushell

  135. saturday

  136. intrusive

  137. potential

  138. numbers

  139. squeaky

  140. downregulate

  141. narrative 

  142. backside

  143. ciao

  144. vegetarian

  145. musical

  146. wetlands

  147. napoli

  148. dust

  149. chase

  150. travels

  151. fluorescents

  152. hades

  153. phoneme

  154. october

  155. jazz

  156. orbit

  157. entertainment

  158. moniker

  159. memories

  160. pups

  161. balls

  162. duel

  163. endtimes

  164. business

  165. questions

  166. steinel

  167. morning

  168. xenomorph

  169. meaning

  170. lifting

  171. pigments

  172. mayba

  173. windbreaker

  174. known

  175. natur

  176. nacht

  177. quotes

  178. relationships

  179. groceries

  180. h

  181. professional

  182. abundance

  183. finalized

  184. scanlon

  185. critters

  186. bleak

  187. title

  188. serendipity

  189. colors

  190. checkup

  191. doppelgänger

  192. polychromatic

  193. carefree

  194. happiness

  195. badname

  196. remember

  197. courteous

  198. homonymous

  199. bee

  200. bargain

  201. premature

  202. sprung

  203. babies

  204. cleaning

  205. inspired

  206. game

  207. friends

  208. oopsies

  209. secrets

  210. organ

  211. gatoraid

  212. legos

  213. perform

  214. finley

  215. smaug 

  216. noticed

  217. sauna

  218. gray

  219. strangers

  220. ahead

  221. wrecked

  222. regret

  223. kids

  224. lobotomy

  225. leify

  226. 545


Mark
quintana

Neither of them spoke. In the distance, oil derricks towered above the muddied sea like machinistic leviathans scanning the aquatic fields below. A hazy brown band hung on the horizon, separating the silted water and bluer skies above. Waves crashed into the rocks with a thunderous clap, hissing as they retreated.

Aleph spotted Padre.

He stood alone at the edge of the walkway. A canvas bag slumped on the ground next to him, and two offshore fishing rods grew upright from steel holsters bolted into the concrete. Padre had his back to them and was staring off into the gulf through a handheld viewfinder. He jotted some notes in a small notepad and returned his gaze across the water.

Aleph came up and put his hand on Padre’s shoulder. Startled, Padre jerked around. “Holy bejesus!” he said. He examined the pair with a bewildered look. “What the hell are you two doing here? I wasn’t expecting you yet.”

“Expecting us? Look, father, we could use--.”

Padre’s attention was suddenly drawn to one of the rods. Bent down, the line was whizzing out. He moved past Aleph and crouched down to grab the handle. “Give me a hand with this,” he said. As he adjusted the tension on the reel, he looked up. “C’mon, A-frame, post haste!”

Aleph crouched down next to Padre. “Hold it here,” Padre said. “Tight.” He looked into Aleph’s eyes. “Do not let go.”

Aleph grabbed the rod with both hands just above the butt. The catch was pulling hard, so he pressed his feet into the metal holster and leaned back.

“Son of a bitch is gonna snap the line,” Padre said. He lowered the drag and let the cord run out. The spool zipped and whirred as line disappeared into the silty gulf.

When he noticed the swiveling slowing, Padre flipped the bail and started cranking. “Hold onto that rod,” he said. “I already lost two today… Christ, the fucker’s strong.”

“What is it?”

Padre smiled.

“You’ll see.”

Padre cranked the reel. The rod bent so far down Aleph thought it might snap in half and fling him back onto the cement. He was starting to lose his grip when Padre yelled.

“There it is!”

Spooks and Aleph followed the line into the choppy surf. Just past the rocks something golden and glittering shone just beneath the surface, like a school of tiny gold coins, flipping and reflecting light from countless divots and ridges. Padre reeled the sparkling mass ashore and it slapped against the rocks. Thick and eel-like, fins and jaws like a shark.

He kept cranking.

The line caught a rock and snapped.

Padre abandoned the reel and slid down the rock barricade. Flapping wildly between boulders, the serpent vied for the water, feeling the spray of crashing waves on its glimmering skin and slapping its tail. When Padre scrambled down to it, he slipped, and his leg went near the gnashing mouth, opening and snapping shut with endless rows of teeth.

“Shit!”

Padre yanked his leg back and pushed himself up onto his feet. “Not today, you bastard!” He grabbed the thing by the tail and ripped it up from the rocks.

Padre struggled to keep his balance as he held the thrashing weird thing away from his body. “Fuck!” he said, took an awkward step. “Shit.” He made his way a bit further up the rocks and swung the catch onto the concrete jetty, skittering over the ledge on his hands and feet.

“Keep the dog away from it!”

Spooks backed away, his tail between his legs. Aleph stood and watched imbicilically. Padre cleared the jetty, stood up, and hollared.

“Woo-eee!” he said. “That’ll do.”

He took a pair of work gloves from the canvas tool bag and pulled them over his bleeding hands. “The son of a bitch’s skin is like sandpaper made from diamonds. Shit’ll cut you up good.” He unsheathed a long, thick knife and put it in his back pants pocket. “That’s why we want it.”

The fish was even more brilliant on land. The sunlight bouncing off its faceted skin was blinding as it slapped and gyrated on the jetty, its enormous eyes dull and black. Padre walked behind his golden trophy and dragged it by the tail into the center of the path. He took the knife and sliced deep into the underside of its back fin.

Padre stood up, took a deep breath, and exhaled. The creature bled out silver ooze onto the concrete, each heartbeat emptying it further, a mercury amoeba expanding around the golden body as it twitched and splashed in itself. The black of its eyes shrank to pin dots floating in a lifeless grey.

Aleph and Spooks watched in amazement. Padre spoke. “Well then,” he said with a toothy grin, “why don’t we drag this back into town and see if I can’t help you fellas out.”



Mark

** For Your Reading Pleasure **


Shorts ††

  1. boring

  2. quintana

  3. surfside

  4. flubber

  5. puff

  6. splash

  7. gulf

  8. trompeta

  9. brr

  10. kablooey

  11. amends

  12. misty

  13. basements

  14. domestic

  15. travelin

  16. sunny

  17. dunno

  18. runner

  19. earl

  20. run2

  21. strollin

  22. joke

  23. chat

  24. origins

  25. folk

  26. memoir

  27. headline

  28. run

  29. choregasm

  30. something

  31. insert

  32. blue

  33. dancin

  34. woods

  35. truth

  36. request

  37. pun

  38. duo

  39. pennies

  40. changin

  41. stone

  42. cut2

  43. fallin

  44. hemo

  45. pips

  46. bingo

  47. puppers

  48. magistrate

  49. bram

  50. amigos

  51. fish

  52. appétite

  53. square9

  54. square8

  55. square7

  56. square6

  57. square5

  58. square4

  59. xx

  60. square3

  61. square2

  62. square1

  63. cut

  64. piddle

  65. plans

  66. poem2

  67. familial

  68. event

  69. kin

  70. fellers

  71. trane

  72. dreamin’

  73. acting

  74. impact

  75. moment

  76. poking

  77. slog2

  78. slog1

  79. slurry

  80. pathetic

  81. adieu

  82. privacy

  83. fishist

  84. reassured

  85. alterations

  86. prayer

  87. goodbye

  88. showering

  89. love

  90. scene

  91. toast

  92. miaow

  93. papious

  94. bigdee

  95. carl

  96. squawking

  97. kids2

  98. sauna2

  99. anosmatic

  100. onward

  101. truth

  102. path

  103. vantages

  104. imwuh

  105. reasoning

  106. poem

  107. monster

  108. dena

  109. craved

  110. burnin’

  111. perpet

  112. punctuate

  113. fanciful

  114. rattled

  115. checkup2

  116. expectorate

  117. jugs

  118. vowels

  119. justice

  120. advice

  121. healing

  122. yokel

  123. awake

  124. messy

  125. typical

  126. pussies

  127. quiet

  128. picturesque

  129. promises

  130. mates

  131. carotenosis

  132. signage

  133. seeker

  134. smushell

  135. saturday

  136. intrusive

  137. potential

  138. numbers

  139. squeaky

  140. downregulate

  141. narrative 

  142. backside

  143. ciao

  144. vegetarian

  145. musical

  146. wetlands

  147. napoli

  148. dust

  149. chase

  150. travels

  151. fluorescents

  152. hades

  153. phoneme

  154. october

  155. jazz

  156. orbit

  157. entertainment

  158. moniker

  159. memories

  160. pups

  161. balls

  162. duel

  163. endtimes

  164. business

  165. questions

  166. steinel

  167. morning

  168. xenomorph

  169. meaning

  170. lifting

  171. pigments

  172. mayba

  173. windbreaker

  174. known

  175. natur

  176. nacht

  177. quotes

  178. relationships

  179. groceries

  180. h

  181. professional

  182. abundance

  183. finalized

  184. scanlon

  185. critters

  186. bleak

  187. title

  188. serendipity

  189. colors

  190. checkup

  191. doppelgänger

  192. polychromatic

  193. carefree

  194. happiness

  195. badname

  196. remember

  197. courteous

  198. homonymous

  199. bee

  200. bargain

  201. premature

  202. sprung

  203. babies

  204. cleaning

  205. inspired

  206. game

  207. friends

  208. oopsies

  209. secrets

  210. organ

  211. gatoraid

  212. legos

  213. perform

  214. finley

  215. smaug 

  216. noticed

  217. sauna

  218. gray

  219. strangers

  220. ahead

  221. wrecked

  222. regret

  223. kids

  224. lobotomy

  225. leify

  226. 545


Mark