And when the radio clicks on and it’s Taylor Swift and your ex, the woman you loved, the one who left you because you weren’t woman enough for her—-twice—-well, she loved Taylor Swift, so you hear Taylor Swift and you’ve had just about enough Taylor Swift and you say (out loud, because you filled the gaping hole inside you with too many psilocybin mushrooms and you’re high as fuck) Shut the fuck UP Taylor Swift nobody gives a godDAMN Taylor Swift except millions of screaming BROADS Taylor Swift FUCK!

That’s amore.

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