You wanna peck me?

Yeah.

Why?

Because that’s what I do. Gotta have someplace to live.

But it hurts.

You’ll be fine.

They keep saying that, but all these knotted holes, the sting never really leaves ‘em, ya know? Reminds me to watch out for woodpeckers.

Woodpecker begins jackhammering face into tree.

I guess I attract a certain type.

You’re good wood.

Thanks.

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