Man Meets Keyboard


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  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark
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It’s everywhere, all the time, and it’s a bitch.

Friction. Grinding down car tires, turning brake pads to dust, wearing away at our teeth, a motorcyclist’s leather coat and skin, the metals and plastics we build with; and when the wind picks up and excites the dirt and particles and leaves, environmental toxins infiltrate us with every breath, constrict our alveoli, store in our cells, poison us and riddle our bodies with cancer. And there’s no escaping it.

That’s what Cage thought, anyways, as he watched the runners make their way around the brick red track. He studied a group of three women, chatting and laughing as they jogged, who were occasionally passed by a man wearing bright white running shoes and oversized univisor sunglasses: a more serious runner, you might say. It was hot; the sun baked down on them, cooked the rubber track surface, and tall evergreens swayed in the warm breeze. The serious runner’s shirtless torso glistened with sweat.

“Hey stranger.”

Cage looked down and saw a woman at the bottom of the bleachers looking back up at him and smiling.

“Hey.”

“You ready to go, or would you rather sit out here and sweat all day?”

Cage stood up and slung a long black case over his shoulder. “Just getting a little color,” he said, making his way down the bleachers. “What took you so long?”

“I got caught up at the registrar. They screwed up my schedule again.” Despite her generally good-natured appearance, Cage could see she was a touch peeved. “Did you get what you were hoping for?” she asked.

“I’d hardly say I was hoping for any of it,” he said. “But yeah, it looks alright.”

The two walked around the track and made their way to an asphalt trail cutting through the pines. “You got time before you need to be home?” she asked him. “My parents are gone until six, or so. We could go get a Frosty.” She looked over at him. “You know, if that doesn’t interfere with your afternoon sunbathing.”

She poked his side.

He squirmed.

“Not tonight,” he said. “I’ve got something I want to work on.”

“I see,” she said, glancing down at the ground. It was quiet for a moment as they made their way down the trail. Just as they were about to leave the track out of sight, they heard a call from behind them.

“Deliah!”

They turned around and saw Robert, tall and tan and perfect-smile Robert who played tennis over the summers and wore polo shirts and khaki shorts and shin-high white socks, running up toward them. Robert had a weekend gig working for his father’s landscaping company, which undoubtedly contributed to his lean physique and melanin-rich glow.

“Hey Robert,” said Deliah. “What’s up?”

“Hey,” he took a deep breath, “I was wondering what you’re up to tomorrow night.”

“We’ve got a game down in Ruckstown. Why?”

“Oh, right, well…” he paused. “I was thinking maybe we could go out to the ridge together. Go for a little hike, you know?”

“Well,” Deliah looked uncomfortable. “Tomorrow’s no good.” Then she collected herself, seemed easy and smiled. “But I’ll think about it. Talk to you next week after Bio?”

“Yeah, sounds good,” said Robert. He looked over at Cage and noticed him as if for the first time. “Hey Cage.” Cage gave him a slight, close-mouthed smile. “Okay, well, I’ll see you guys later.”

Robert turned and trotted back toward the track. “Great hair,” Deliah said. “But he’s a little basic.”

Cage didn’t reply. They picked up and walked down the tree-shaded until it opened into a quiet, wooded neighborhood. The homes were close-knit, lining winding streets and surrounded by trees, yards blanketed in pine needles. Many of the houses had cars in the driveway, gathering places around fire pits in the back, but no one was out. Just Deliah and Cage and the rattling drone of cicada broods, lighted by the sun illuminating the translucent green leaves overhead. They walked a bit further up the block, and when they arrived at Deliah’s house she turned toward him and said, “Want to ride to the game together?”

“Sure,” he replied. “What time you want to leave?”

“How about I swing by your place at 4:30?”

“Works for me.”

Deliah turned away and bounded up the front porch. Before closing the door behind her, she turned back and smiled one last time. Cage stood and watched the door for a moment before continuing down the street alone. Back at the track, the glistening runner counted another lap, looked down at his wristwatch, and pressed one of the side buttons. There was a small, electronic beep as he kicked his brilliant white runners high in the air behind him.



Mark

** For Your Reading Pleasure **


Shorts ††

  1. short

  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark