Man Meets Keyboard


Shorts ††

  1. quintana

  2. surfside

  3. flubber

  4. puff

  5. splash

  6. gulf

  7. trompeta

  8. brr

  9. kablooey

  10. amends

  11. misty

  12. basements

  13. domestic

  14. travelin

  15. sunny

  16. dunno

  17. runner

  18. earl

  19. run2

  20. strollin

  21. joke

  22. chat

  23. origins

  24. folk

  25. memoir

  26. headline

  27. run

  28. choregasm

  29. something

  30. insert

  31. blue

  32. dancin

  33. woods

  34. truth

  35. request

  36. pun

  37. duo

  38. pennies

  39. changin

  40. stone

  41. cut2

  42. fallin

  43. hemo

  44. pips

  45. bingo

  46. puppers

  47. magistrate

  48. bram

  49. amigos

  50. fish

  51. appétite

  52. square9

  53. square8

  54. square7

  55. square6

  56. square5

  57. square4

  58. xx

  59. square3

  60. square2

  61. square1

  62. cut

  63. piddle

  64. plans

  65. poem2

  66. familial

  67. event

  68. kin

  69. fellers

  70. trane

  71. dreamin’

  72. acting

  73. impact

  74. moment

  75. poking

  76. slog2

  77. slog1

  78. slurry

  79. pathetic

  80. adieu

  81. privacy

  82. fishist

  83. reassured

  84. alterations

  85. prayer

  86. goodbye

  87. showering

  88. love

  89. scene

  90. toast

  91. miaow

  92. papious

  93. bigdee

  94. carl

  95. squawking

  96. kids2

  97. sauna2

  98. anosmatic

  99. onward

  100. truth

  101. path

  102. vantages

  103. imwuh

  104. reasoning

  105. poem

  106. monster

  107. dena

  108. craved

  109. burnin’

  110. perpet

  111. punctuate

  112. fanciful

  113. rattled

  114. checkup2

  115. expectorate

  116. jugs

  117. vowels

  118. justice

  119. advice

  120. healing

  121. yokel

  122. awake

  123. messy

  124. typical

  125. pussies

  126. quiet

  127. picturesque

  128. promises

  129. mates

  130. carotenosis

  131. signage

  132. seeker

  133. smushell

  134. saturday

  135. intrusive

  136. potential

  137. numbers

  138. squeaky

  139. downregulate

  140. narrative 

  141. backside

  142. ciao

  143. vegetarian

  144. musical

  145. wetlands

  146. napoli

  147. dust

  148. chase

  149. travels

  150. fluorescents

  151. hades

  152. phoneme

  153. october

  154. jazz

  155. orbit

  156. entertainment

  157. moniker

  158. memories

  159. pups

  160. balls

  161. duel

  162. endtimes

  163. business

  164. questions

  165. steinel

  166. morning

  167. xenomorph

  168. meaning

  169. lifting

  170. pigments

  171. mayba

  172. windbreaker

  173. known

  174. natur

  175. nacht

  176. quotes

  177. relationships

  178. groceries

  179. h

  180. professional

  181. abundance

  182. finalized

  183. scanlon

  184. critters

  185. bleak

  186. title

  187. serendipity

  188. colors

  189. checkup

  190. doppelgänger

  191. polychromatic

  192. carefree

  193. happiness

  194. badname

  195. remember

  196. courteous

  197. homonymous

  198. bee

  199. bargain

  200. premature

  201. sprung

  202. babies

  203. cleaning

  204. inspired

  205. game

  206. friends

  207. oopsies

  208. secrets

  209. organ

  210. gatoraid

  211. legos

  212. perform

  213. finley

  214. smaug 

  215. noticed

  216. sauna

  217. gray

  218. strangers

  219. ahead

  220. wrecked

  221. regret

  222. kids

  223. lobotomy

  224. leify

  225. 545


Mark
fellers

They were out there, the three of them, in the forest. Two were carrying axes over their shoulders, the sharp edges pointing back and away. They walked between the trees, dry leaves crunching beneath their boots on the forest floor.

“There’s one,” said Aleph, pointing out ahead of them.

The trio walked in the direction he had pointed. Twigs snapped under the heavy boots, undergrowth brushing against the thick canvas pants with each purposeful step. They walked in unison another twenty meters or so and then all stopped at a tree. It was completely white, as if the entire thing had been coated in plaster.

“Would’ve been nice to have another hand around,” Aleph said, “this one’s pretty thick.”

“That’s what she said, boss.”

“Jesus Christ, Larry.” Aleph shook his head and set down his axe. Their partner tried not to laugh as he propped his axe against the tree as well.

Aleph took a pair of worn leather work gloves from his back pocket and pulled them on. “We’ll take it right here,” he said, butting the axe against the white tree. “Sure could of used an extra hand with this one… What was wrong with the last guy again?”

“Not gay enough,” said Larry.

“Right.”

Aleph stepped back and struck the tree. After the blow, he waggled the blade free and their partner took his turn, striking the same spot. They went like that, back and forth, chipping away at it for some time until Aleph handed his axe to Larry.

“Hit it at an angle,” he said. “If we keep up the pace we can set the bitch free before dark.”

Larry took over and Aleph shook out his hands. They were vibrating from the repeated impact of the axe into the dense wood. He took off one of his gloves, reached into his pocket, and lit a cigarette.

“You alright, Simon?” asked Aleph.

“All good here, boss.”

“Alright, let me know when you’re ready.”

Watching the two, Aleph sucked hard on the cigarette, burning down the fag with an audible crackle, the ember glowed during the draw. He inhaled and sighed and thick smoke poured from his mouth and nostrils and dissipated into the forest like a spectre.

At the bottom, he stomped the cigarette into the dirt and, taking the axe, spelled Simon. He wondered how many there were like this, if they would ever be done. He struck the tree hard and again and again and watched as it detached itself from all it once knew.



Mark

** For Your Reading Pleasure **


Shorts ††

  1. quintana

  2. surfside

  3. flubber

  4. puff

  5. splash

  6. gulf

  7. trompeta

  8. brr

  9. kablooey

  10. amends

  11. misty

  12. basements

  13. domestic

  14. travelin

  15. sunny

  16. dunno

  17. runner

  18. earl

  19. run2

  20. strollin

  21. joke

  22. chat

  23. origins

  24. folk

  25. memoir

  26. headline

  27. run

  28. choregasm

  29. something

  30. insert

  31. blue

  32. dancin

  33. woods

  34. truth

  35. request

  36. pun

  37. duo

  38. pennies

  39. changin

  40. stone

  41. cut2

  42. fallin

  43. hemo

  44. pips

  45. bingo

  46. puppers

  47. magistrate

  48. bram

  49. amigos

  50. fish

  51. appétite

  52. square9

  53. square8

  54. square7

  55. square6

  56. square5

  57. square4

  58. xx

  59. square3

  60. square2

  61. square1

  62. cut

  63. piddle

  64. plans

  65. poem2

  66. familial

  67. event

  68. kin

  69. fellers

  70. trane

  71. dreamin’

  72. acting

  73. impact

  74. moment

  75. poking

  76. slog2

  77. slog1

  78. slurry

  79. pathetic

  80. adieu

  81. privacy

  82. fishist

  83. reassured

  84. alterations

  85. prayer

  86. goodbye

  87. showering

  88. love

  89. scene

  90. toast

  91. miaow

  92. papious

  93. bigdee

  94. carl

  95. squawking

  96. kids2

  97. sauna2

  98. anosmatic

  99. onward

  100. truth

  101. path

  102. vantages

  103. imwuh

  104. reasoning

  105. poem

  106. monster

  107. dena

  108. craved

  109. burnin’

  110. perpet

  111. punctuate

  112. fanciful

  113. rattled

  114. checkup2

  115. expectorate

  116. jugs

  117. vowels

  118. justice

  119. advice

  120. healing

  121. yokel

  122. awake

  123. messy

  124. typical

  125. pussies

  126. quiet

  127. picturesque

  128. promises

  129. mates

  130. carotenosis

  131. signage

  132. seeker

  133. smushell

  134. saturday

  135. intrusive

  136. potential

  137. numbers

  138. squeaky

  139. downregulate

  140. narrative 

  141. backside

  142. ciao

  143. vegetarian

  144. musical

  145. wetlands

  146. napoli

  147. dust

  148. chase

  149. travels

  150. fluorescents

  151. hades

  152. phoneme

  153. october

  154. jazz

  155. orbit

  156. entertainment

  157. moniker

  158. memories

  159. pups

  160. balls

  161. duel

  162. endtimes

  163. business

  164. questions

  165. steinel

  166. morning

  167. xenomorph

  168. meaning

  169. lifting

  170. pigments

  171. mayba

  172. windbreaker

  173. known

  174. natur

  175. nacht

  176. quotes

  177. relationships

  178. groceries

  179. h

  180. professional

  181. abundance

  182. finalized

  183. scanlon

  184. critters

  185. bleak

  186. title

  187. serendipity

  188. colors

  189. checkup

  190. doppelgänger

  191. polychromatic

  192. carefree

  193. happiness

  194. badname

  195. remember

  196. courteous

  197. homonymous

  198. bee

  199. bargain

  200. premature

  201. sprung

  202. babies

  203. cleaning

  204. inspired

  205. game

  206. friends

  207. oopsies

  208. secrets

  209. organ

  210. gatoraid

  211. legos

  212. perform

  213. finley

  214. smaug 

  215. noticed

  216. sauna

  217. gray

  218. strangers

  219. ahead

  220. wrecked

  221. regret

  222. kids

  223. lobotomy

  224. leify

  225. 545


Mark