Man Meets Keyboard


Shorts ††

  1. short

  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark
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The next morning, Cage got up and sat on the edge of his bed. He hunched over, resting his elbows on his knees. Staring at the rug, he could still feel the thousand things crawling over him.

He lumbered down the stairs, filled his thermos in the kitchen sink, and gulped it down. The hangover made the ringing in his ears louder, a high-pitched whine only drowned out by the caustic clatter of coffee beans whipping around the blade of the electric grinder. But the first hot sip gave promise, and with twitching hands drank the piping black coffee. Finished, he pissed in the mug. It burned. He poured the dark urine into the sink and left out the back door, slamming the screen behind him.

-

When he arrived at the pool, Cage locked his bike up out front and walked to the entrance. The building was made of cinder block, painted light blue, and had white accent stripes running horizontally about halfway up the wall. At the entrance, there was an older man seated behind a metal screen at a kind of ticket booth. There was a slot below the screen for sliding payments across the table. The man’s nametag said Daryl.

“You’re here early,” he said to Cage. “Got a date tonight or something?”

“We’ve got a game later, starts at five.” He forced out the words from behind the blistering throb in his right temple.

“Very good, young man,” said Daryl. “Keep yourself out of trouble. Hell, how do you think I look so good, an old guy like me? It ain’t from stayin’ out at all hours getting mixed up in no hoopla. No, sir. You just keep coming here, you’ll see.” He trailed off. “And keep playing that horn of yours. Saxophone, ain’t it?”

“Trombone.”

“Trombone, that’s right. Man… I love Louis Armstrong. What a sound. And Miles Davis, shaw’nuff. You like Miles?”

“Yeah, sure.”

“Yeah, man. That jazz is good stuff. Beboppin’ and all that.” He snapped his fingers and bobbed his head back and forth with closed eyes. “Oh!” he said, looking back up at Cage. “People have been hearing weird noises behind the lockers--really freaky stuff. Probably just squirrels or something, but best to clear your things out before next week. Maintenance is going to pull them away from the wall and who knows what kind of horrors they’ll find back there.”

-

After his swim, the knock in Cage’s head had lessened to a dull throb. He unlocked his bike and started home, riding through town with the sun high, its blinding white light accosting him on the muggy afternoon. He passed Vitello’s and a few consignment shops on the main drag, folks out taking advantage of the warmer weather. Up ahead, he saw some classmates: Jonathan, Robert, Deliah… a few others, standing outside of FROSTY’S CONE, the A-frame ice cream shop painted like an upside-down ice cream cone. They hadn’t seemed to notice him, so he beelined down an alley to avoid the interaction, peddling hard up the hill and to the next street over. Once he had passed the group by a few blocks, he whipped back onto the main road, picked up speed into the neighborhood, and was home again to an empty house.

With a few hours left before the game, Cage decided to go for a walk. The back of his home bordered a communal garden shared by many of the families in the neighborhood. He went out through the raised beds, passed an elderly woman pulling up dirty heads of garlic and leeks, and to the back of the lot where the woods began. Under tree cover, the sunlight filtered in through the leaves overhead, and it seemed to Cage that the sparkling beams almost made a delicate tinkling sound, one that could have been heard if not for the buzz of summer cicadas. He walked deeper into the trees and eventually came to a clearing, feeling again the full sun hot on his skin. Cage had spent years behind the lot, exploring the woods, but he didn’t recognize the clearing. The trees circled around him and the cacophony of late summer filled his ears. He took another step and the woods fell silent. Only the crunch of his footsteps on the decaying forest floor were audible.

Looking ahead, a large tree caught Cage’s attention. It had something peculiar about it. For one, it was much wider than the rest, and had grown bent and toppled over to one side. The trunk also had what appeared to be a door built into it, complete with a twisted, winding branch growing out like a handle. Cage walked up to the door, grabbed the handle, and peered inside.

The interior of the tree was deep and dark. But far back in the darkness, Cage could see the flicker of a tiny light. Drawn to the glow of it, he ducked into the doorway and headed toward the blinking beacon.

As he went to the light, the sun and forest stretched far away behind him, until they were nothing but a small window high above him in the darkness. It was cold, and though he was encased in pitch black, Cage could see his breath. He continued on until he came to the source of the light: a kerosene lamp resting on the ground, its flame wavering in some unfelt breeze. Sitting next to the lamp was the boy from his dream, humming a song and playing alone.

“Hello,” Cage said. The boy looked up at him. “What’s your name?”

The boy seemed startled. He stood up and backed away from Cage, but then stopped himself and looked around. “Go away,” he said.

“I want to help you. Would you like to leave this place?”

“Why are you here?” the boy asked. “I want you to go now.”

Cage took a step toward the boy and there came a terrible sound: a rumbling, creaking noise that echoed through the dark and electrified Cage’s body. The boy huddled to himself and shut his eyes. A fog flowed in from behind him, and out of the blackness a figure appeared: tall and hideous and looking at Cage with burning eyes.

The creature was relaxed and poised; steam rose from behind the sharp teeth and protruding lower jaw with each powerful breath. And the gaze. Cage felt paralyzed by it. Consumed by fear, he tried to scream, but the sound was swallowed by nothingness. The creature loomed over the boy. And then, without moving, only by staring into Cage with the wretched eyes, it spoke to Cage in a voice that was the sound of fire smiting the forest, the tearing of trees and ripping of earth, the smoldering life. Again Cage tried to scream.

“Cage! Cage!” It was his mother. She was shaking him as he writhed and screamed. “You’re having a nightmare!”

Cage took a sharp breath and looked up at her, his eyes still in that dark place. He was drenched in sweat. She looked at him, astonished.

“What time is it?” he asked frantically.

“Almost four o’clock. Why?”

“I need to get ready for the game.” He pushed past her and staggered toward the bathroom.

“Cage,” she said. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah,” suddenly aware of how parched he was, “I need a drink.”

His mother followed him to the kitchen and watched as he filled a jar at the sink. After finishing the cold coffee left in the press he went back upstairs. She sat at the kitchen table while he showered, staring off into the garden as the few shaky, soft tones of his trombone vibrated through the house. When he came back downstairs, she looked at him and said, “I’m proud of you, hunny. You know I love you?”

“I know,” he said.

A car horn broke the silence between them. “That’s Deliah,” he said. “I have to go.” He went to the fridge and poured some orange juice into his thermos and made his way to the front room.

“What time will you be home?” his mother called behind him.

“The game ends at 7:30, but we might hang out after.”

“Call me and let me know where you’re at, okay?”

“Yeah,” he said.

And then he left.



Mark

** For Your Reading Pleasure **


Shorts ††

  1. short

  2. underpants9

  3. underpants8

  4. underpants7

  5. underpants6

  6. underpants5

  7. underpants4

  8. underpants3

  9. underpants2

  10. underpants1

  11. soulman

  12. bibliotech

  13. boring

  14. quintana

  15. surfside

  16. flubber

  17. puff

  18. splash

  19. gulf

  20. trompeta

  21. brr

  22. kablooey

  23. amends

  24. misty

  25. basements

  26. domestic

  27. travelin

  28. sunny

  29. dunno

  30. runner

  31. earl

  32. run2

  33. strollin

  34. joke

  35. chat

  36. origins

  37. folk

  38. memoir

  39. headline

  40. run

  41. choregasm

  42. something

  43. insert

  44. blue

  45. dancin

  46. woods

  47. truth

  48. request

  49. pun

  50. duo

  51. pennies

  52. changin

  53. stone

  54. cut2

  55. fallin

  56. hemo

  57. pips

  58. bingo

  59. puppers

  60. magistrate

  61. bram

  62. amigos

  63. fish

  64. appétite

  65. square9

  66. square8

  67. square7

  68. square6

  69. square5

  70. square4

  71. xx

  72. square3

  73. square2

  74. square1

  75. cut

  76. piddle

  77. plans

  78. poem2

  79. familial

  80. event

  81. kin

  82. fellers

  83. trane

  84. dreamin’

  85. acting

  86. impact

  87. moment

  88. poking

  89. slog2

  90. slog1

  91. slurry

  92. pathetic

  93. adieu

  94. privacy

  95. fishist

  96. reassured

  97. alterations

  98. prayer

  99. goodbye

  100. showering

  101. love

  102. scene

  103. toast

  104. miaow

  105. papious

  106. bigdee

  107. carl

  108. squawking

  109. kids2

  110. sauna2

  111. anosmatic

  112. onward

  113. truth

  114. path

  115. vantages

  116. imwuh

  117. reasoning

  118. poem

  119. monster

  120. dena

  121. craved

  122. burnin’

  123. perpet

  124. punctuate

  125. fanciful

  126. rattled

  127. checkup2

  128. expectorate

  129. jugs

  130. vowels

  131. justice

  132. advice

  133. healing

  134. yokel

  135. awake

  136. messy

  137. typical

  138. pussies

  139. quiet

  140. picturesque

  141. promises

  142. mates

  143. carotenosis

  144. signage

  145. seeker

  146. smushell

  147. saturday

  148. intrusive

  149. potential

  150. numbers

  151. squeaky

  152. downregulate

  153. narrative 

  154. backside

  155. ciao

  156. vegetarian

  157. musical

  158. wetlands

  159. napoli

  160. dust

  161. chase

  162. travels

  163. fluorescents

  164. hades

  165. phoneme

  166. october

  167. jazz

  168. orbit

  169. entertainment

  170. moniker

  171. memories

  172. pups

  173. balls

  174. duel

  175. endtimes

  176. business

  177. questions

  178. steinel

  179. morning

  180. xenomorph

  181. meaning

  182. lifting

  183. pigments

  184. mayba

  185. windbreaker

  186. known

  187. natur

  188. nacht

  189. quotes

  190. relationships

  191. groceries

  192. h

  193. professional

  194. abundance

  195. finalized

  196. scanlon

  197. critters

  198. bleak

  199. title

  200. serendipity

  201. colors

  202. checkup

  203. doppelgänger

  204. polychromatic

  205. carefree

  206. happiness

  207. badname

  208. remember

  209. courteous

  210. homonymous

  211. bee

  212. bargain

  213. premature

  214. sprung

  215. babies

  216. cleaning

  217. inspired

  218. game

  219. friends

  220. oopsies

  221. secrets

  222. organ

  223. gatoraid

  224. legos

  225. perform

  226. finley

  227. smaug 

  228. noticed

  229. sauna

  230. gray

  231. strangers

  232. ahead

  233. wrecked

  234. regret

  235. kids

  236. lobotomy

  237. leify

  238. 545


Mark