kablooey

They were almost at the gulf when Atef turned the car into the parking lot of Harris Teeter. He wanted to get to the beach before they found trouble, but considering they hadn’t consumed anything but beer and weed and smokes since early the night before, he thought it a good idea to stock up before passing out.

Pulling into a spot, he turned off the ignition. The engine shuddered to a standstill. Spooks, at the changing rhythm of the automobile, lifted his head from the center console, his eyes bloodshot and barely open.

“Wait here,” said Atef. “I’ll be right back.”

Atef got out of the car and stepped into the morning sun. His legs wobbled after having driven through the night. It was still early, but the sun was white and blinding. He grabbed a nearby cart and pushed it into the store. It shook and rattled as the hard wheels traversed the sun-bleached asphalt.

In the store, Atef made haste. Four gallon jugs of distilled water into the cart. A bag of oranges. A handful of premade sandwiches. Kibble from the pet aisle. At the register, he threw some gum on the counter and asked for a pack of cigarettes. He kept his eyes down, paid, and went back outside.

When the store’s sliding-door airlock opened, Atef tasted the salt air. The sun was warm on his face and arms. A thick rope clanged metallically against a flag pole; there was a seagull eating what looked like rotting meat on the ground. He noticed how filthy the lot was--—stained and with a dried reddish muck all over the place.

Back at the car, Atef threw the food into the backseat and chugged from one of the jugs. After he was full, he dumped some in a cup for Spooks.

“Spooks.”

Spooks didn’t move.

“Spooks.” He shook him. “Wake up.”

“What?”

“Drink this.”

“I don’t want any.”

“Drink it and you can go back to sleep.”

Spooks moaned and curled up tighter.

“C’mon. Get up.” He shook him harder.

“Alright, alright.” Spooks sat up and stretched in the seat. “God I feel like shit. What the fuck did those spades give us last night?” He shook his head. “That’s the last time I hangout with the wait staff.”

He lapped the water from the cup. When he finished it, Atef filled it again. Then: “I need to piss.”

Atef walked Spooks to a grass median at the edge of the parking lot. There was a woman unbuckling a young child from the back of a small SUV, and she looked over dissaprovingly as Spooks lifted a hind leg to a light post and released a long, dark urination. Atef gave the woman a subdued waved. He thought one of the seagulls heckled him and started laughing.

Back in the car, Spooks asked “Where are we?”

“Angleton. We’ll be there in about 25 minutes. You ready to go?”

“Yeah.”

Atef lit a cigarette and turned the ignition. He put the car in reverse and backed up wide into the mostly empty lot. The rear bumper crunched into a curb and went over it with the back passenger’s side tire. Pay attention, he thought. This isn’t the time for a fender bender.

Atef put the car in drive and pulled forward. He noticed an attractive young woman exiting the Harris Teeter and pushing a short, upright cart down the sidewalk ramp. The cart was filled to the brim. So was her neckline. Atef watched her walk down the sidewalk as the car continued to roll forward.

Suddenly, a wheel from the woman’s cart snagged on a crack in the cement and tipped forward. She looked shocked as the bagged groceries began to spill out. Atef craned his head out the passenger side window to get a better look. Spooks barked.

Lookout!

Atef brought his gaze forward and saw a young girl had darted out in front of the car. Someone screamed and he slammed on the brakes as fast he could. They felt a sickening thud.

What happened next can’t be explained. The car was only traveling a few miles per hour, but on contact with the fender, the child burst like a waterballoon, spraying a chunky chum all over the hood and front windshield.

Atef was in shock. Spooks was losing his shit in the passenger’s seat. A woman screamed, “Nooo!”. Atef looked over and saw her fall to her knees, wailing. She was holding a baby.

Atef got out of the car and threw his cigarette on the ground. He couldn’t speak. The woman cried, “No, no, no!” She looked at Atef like a feral animal. He stood in disbelief and watched as her fear and pain transformed into wild rage. She started screaming at him in a hysterical frenzy, in a language he could not understand. Other shoppers had taken notice and were moving toward the car. A man approached the vehicle but paid no attention to Atef or the sobbing woman. He started licking the windshield. And then another man did the same. And more were coming.

“What the fuck is happening?” said Spooks. “We need to go!”

Atef jumped back into the car. He slammed the door shut and put his foot on the gas. The car peeled out and the two men licking the windshield fell to the side. One hit the pavement and splashed like a bucket of oozing, pulpy water. Atef turned on the wipers and what was left of the girl smeared across the windshield in a grimy mess. He turned the window crank and put his head out the driver’s side window.

Spooks was panicking. His lungs, bellows, automatically pumping in and out. Atef whipped onto the main drag. Eventually Spooks curled up and settled into a low whimper.



Mark

** For Your Reading Pleasure **


Shorts ††

  1. kablooey

  2. amends

  3. misty

  4. basements

  5. domestic

  6. travelin

  7. sunny

  8. dunno

  9. runner

  10. earl

  11. run2

  12. strollin

  13. joke

  14. chat

  15. origins

  16. folk

  17. memoir

  18. headline

  19. run

  20. choregasm

  21. something

  22. insert

  23. blue

  24. dancin

  25. woods

  26. truth

  27. request

  28. pun

  29. duo

  30. pennies

  31. changin

  32. stone

  33. cut2

  34. fallin

  35. hemo

  36. pips

  37. bingo

  38. puppers

  39. magistrate

  40. bram

  41. amigos

  42. fish

  43. appétite

  44. square9

  45. square8

  46. square7

  47. square6

  48. square5

  49. square4

  50. xx

  51. square3

  52. square2

  53. square1

  54. cut

  55. piddle

  56. plans

  57. poem2

  58. familial

  59. event

  60. kin

  61. fellers

  62. trane

  63. dreamin’

  64. acting

  65. impact

  66. moment

  67. poking

  68. slog2

  69. slog1

  70. slurry

  71. pathetic

  72. adieu

  73. privacy

  74. fishist

  75. reassured

  76. alterations

  77. prayer

  78. goodbye

  79. showering

  80. love

  81. scene

  82. toast

  83. miaow

  84. papious

  85. bigdee

  86. carl

  87. squawking

  88. kids2

  89. sauna2

  90. anosmatic

  91. onward

  92. truth

  93. path

  94. vantages

  95. imwuh

  96. reasoning

  97. poem

  98. monster

  99. dena

  100. craved

  101. burnin’

  102. perpet

  103. punctuate

  104. fanciful

  105. rattled

  106. checkup2

  107. expectorate

  108. jugs

  109. vowels

  110. justice

  111. advice

  112. healing

  113. yokel

  114. awake

  115. messy

  116. typical

  117. pussies

  118. quiet

  119. picturesque

  120. promises

  121. mates

  122. carotenosis

  123. signage

  124. seeker

  125. smushell

  126. saturday

  127. intrusive

  128. potential

  129. numbers

  130. squeaky

  131. downregulate

  132. narrative 

  133. backside

  134. ciao

  135. vegetarian

  136. musical

  137. wetlands

  138. napoli

  139. dust

  140. chase

  141. travels

  142. fluorescents

  143. hades

  144. phoneme

  145. october

  146. jazz

  147. orbit

  148. entertainment

  149. moniker

  150. memories

  151. pups

  152. balls

  153. duel

  154. endtimes

  155. business

  156. questions

  157. steinel

  158. morning

  159. xenomorph

  160. meaning

  161. lifting

  162. pigments

  163. mayba

  164. windbreaker

  165. known

  166. natur

  167. nacht

  168. quotes

  169. relationships

  170. groceries

  171. h

  172. professional

  173. abundance

  174. finalized

  175. scanlon

  176. critters

  177. bleak

  178. title

  179. serendipity

  180. colors

  181. checkup

  182. doppelgänger

  183. polychromatic

  184. carefree

  185. happiness

  186. badname

  187. remember

  188. courteous

  189. homonymous

  190. bee

  191. bargain

  192. premature

  193. sprung

  194. babies

  195. cleaning

  196. inspired

  197. game

  198. friends

  199. oopsies

  200. secrets

  201. organ

  202. gatoraid

  203. legos

  204. perform

  205. finley

  206. smaug 

  207. noticed

  208. sauna

  209. gray

  210. strangers

  211. ahead

  212. wrecked

  213. regret

  214. kids

  215. lobotomy

  216. leify

  217. 545


Mark